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Dear inhabitants of the world
Mega apologies for not keeping things up to date, I mean, life in the big smoke is hectic and unrelenting. If you are one of the 6.3 million people that are interested in me, my life, my well being, and general Skeptik mayhem, then read on. The experience will leave you satisfied, and ultimately enlightened.
Radio - The DustyCratesRadio show now enters into its 5th year of being, and with over 30,000 downloads over that time, and guests such as Pete Rock, Atmosphere, Percee P, J Rawls, Jehst and more, it goes from strength to strength. Still waiting on Mischa Barton to pop by though... Check the shows here: http://dustycratesradio.blogspot.com
Music - I'm working on projects with a bunch of people. Instrumental goodness is coming. Incredible weird shit with Sir Smurf is coming. A project with Eslam Jawaad is coming. Keep them peeled - and til then peep "Dawn of the Darkness" on Kashmere's album to tide you over.
Writing - The world famous Under The Patio column on 3BarFire.com is now monthly - check it, and stay aware of the realness..
In general, the theme here is to check my myspace for gigs and general banter, and fuck the internet keep your eyes to the skies to see when i am next shooting a planet destroying tractor beam into your domepieces.
til next time CRETINS
SKEPTIK
December 6th 2007
Dear fans, haters and associated press,
Firstly, many apologies for the lack of updating of this here website. A lot has happened between then and now. Secondly, how are you? I mean, I’m sure you’ve been following what I’ve been up to. But how about you? Have things been good?
Thirdly, I’d like to say general biggups a) to anyone who bought “Broken Window” by Verb T and The Last Skeptik out now on Silent Soundz Record b) to anyone who has been coming to the shows and c) to TV execs who keep putting beautiful blondes on my TV screen like Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere.
If you’ve been reading and enjoying my fortnightly rants in the form of the Under The Patio e-column on 3BarFire.com, firstly, thank you, and secondly, spread the word. Thirdly, watch for future writing contributions of mine to a) Total Spec Magazine, b) Empire magazine, c) HipHopConnection Magazine and d) The Beano. One of those is a lie.
Here is a list of current projects I’m working on, in no particular order of importance, except that the less important ones I’ll probably put at the bottom (like my album with you, Kashmere.)
1. “Escape From Badger Mountain” – a largely instrumental concept album, vocalising and beats-al-ising the history of badger on homosapien crime. Featuring appearances from Jehst, Beardyman, Stig, Syntax, Asaviour, Saturday Night In Frankfurt, Noel Edmonds and many more.
2. “The Long Dark Tea-Time of The Soul” – fully instrumental album
3. Tracks with L Dot Man, Jehst, Sir Smurf, Stig, Skrein, Shameless, Skandal, Verb T, Asaviour, Mudmowth, Koaste and many many more.
4. a project with Conflix
5. an untitled horrifically traumatic and disgusting project with Kashmere.
A lot of people have been asking me about the return of the Dusty Crates Show… Well, I’m shopping it around now, so hopefully it will be coming back soon. To date its had over 20,000 downloads and counting. Now leave me alone, this is private property.
That’s it for now, hopefully I’ll be updating more and putting some free mp3s up here. Until then, Merry xmas, blah blah… keep that screwface on, and remember that just cus I talk about badgers and write better than your English teacher, it doesn’t mean I won’t bludgeon you with a toaster when you are sleeping.
Signed,
The Last Skeptik AKA Hustle Crowe AKA Hoody Allen AKA Dr Dreidel.
Winter 2006...
Whattup people!
I know I havent updated in a long time, but the Myspace page (www.myspace.com/thelastskeptikmusic) remains the most current etc. so keep checkin it.
Right now things are slow, im doing a degree, so musics on the back burner, BUT... look for collaborations soon with Smurf and Kaspa, a project with Conflix, more with Verb T, and some ish with Pseudo Slang (Fat Beats).
ALSO..
my radio show is up and online EACH WEEK FOR FREE DOWNLOAD... check it out, and spread the word!!
http://dustycratesradio.blogspot.com
Now in its fourth year... each week i play brand new music and exclusives, and have a guest on each week too. So far we have had: Beat Butcha, Chain of Command, and Smurf .. with Ghost, Verb T, Kashmere, Braintax, Jehst and a ton of others coming down in future weeks... so KEEP IT LOCKED...
holllllaaaaa
Summer 2006...
Whattupppppp...
Big news… I just produced a track for MF Grimm’s forthcoming album ‘American Hunger’ which will be out on Day By Day Entertainment in the next couple of the months. The track, “Give” will also be put out as the first single on a 12” on Uncle Howie records. The song is on some 115bpm surf-rock-neo-post-hiphop-funk-ballet-fondue shit so make sure you check it out when it drops. Watch for more music from myself and MF Grimm real soon. The album also features Large Professor, Kurious, Poison Pen and others…
Biggup to Edo G and Special Teamz, watch out for some collaborations between me and them in the near future too…
Just finished two tracks from my boy Salim’s album. He’s a sick emcee from Baltimore, and a track I produced called ‘Stresses Of The City’ will be the first single to drop from that, as well as appearing on a forthcoming compilation album by some legends of the chilled/funk/broken beat/lounge world who for now will remain nameless…
Starting September, I’ll probably be starting the legendary Dusty Crates Show up again (now entering its 4th year running!!!). Biggup to Sparks for keeping it going while I’ve been getting busy the other side of the Atlantic. Keep checking here for the info. It may happen, it may not.
Biggup to everyone at the DJ Hut, the Waffle House on Gresham, the Albanna-Levys, I’m heading out of the U.S in a hot minute, back to the UK and on the grind…
...and go buy some clothing by www.84Fresh.com !!
Spring 2006...
Easy people
Keep checking www.myspace.com/thelastskeptikmusic, as Ill be putting up a new beat every few weeks, and theres a little exclusive free Sway download on there right now too
Biggup to MF Grimm and the Day By Day Entertainment Crew, watch for some future collaborations, and make sure you buy American Hunger when it drops, its dope.
If you havent already, buy Character Assassins Volume 2, its a sick mix of battle rhymes, full tracks and cyphers. Your probably wondering why Im not on there, but dont worry Ill be representing on the next one
You can buy it here: www.myspace.com/confl1x
Props to everyone whos seen the Shaolin Iron Claw Remix video on Channel U, just to clarify that ish, Im not actually in the video, and although I produced the original, I aint on that song! Big shouts to Kashmere and Diversion Tactics. Watch for an E.P with Chubby Alcoholic and myself out before the year is through
And last but not least, check out the new Storm The Unpredictable video on the link below. Storm is an emcee from D.C, and you can catch a lil guest appearance from myself in there too, rocking a Receptor Records hoodie jeaaah
http://www.rhythmplaza.com/storm-priest.wmv
Shouts to the Moocherella, Conflix, Han, Verbs, Rayna Shine, Chemo (stay up), Head Roc and all the crew
Peace
Skeptronious Monk
January 2006...
It's new. It's a year. It's a new year...
Release wise, this year is gonna be crazy. My album should be out by the time the year is through, and with another 12" on the way, with myself, featuring Verb T, Manage and Conflix, as well guest production on albums and mixtapes from Conflix, Conspicuous and Sir Smurf Lil', Kashmere the Iguana Man, Manage, Salim (sick emcee from Baltimore), and Head Roc.
Keep an eye on the mp3 section of the site, as some new free music will be uploaded soon (I promise)...
If you haven't seen the Think Twice video by now (where have you been???) you can now check it out in all its glory on UKHH.com:
http://www.ukhh.com/features/video/conflix-think_twice.html
biggup to Smiff, and watch out for the UKHH.com mix CD featuring my remix of the Conspicuous track "Write A Song For Me!.
Shouts to Conflix, his Character Assassins 2 mix CD is out very soon, check out a dope lil interview with him right here:
http://www.urbanprophecies.co.uk/conflixinterview.htm
Things that are dope this week: Chipotle, New York, Dog Judo, beer, the new Feist album, Mount Laurel - New Jersey, Dupont Circle, Katarina McCauley-Holmberg, Myspace, and gloves.
PEACE
Halal Beats...
The Last Skeptik a.k.a Skeptor Magnetic
November 2005...
The new Diversion Tactics record is out, and getting incredible reviews everywhere. It features a remix of mine and Kashmere's track 'Shaolin Iron Claw', and the 12" also includes my original, so go pick that up a.s.a.p.
FREE MUSIC! Go to www.head-roc.com and check the audio/video page to download the track by Washington D.C emcee Head Roc, "Chris Columbus (The Last Skeptik Remix)". Enjoy!
Bored at work? Tired of sending lewd emails to your colleagues? Check out a recent interview with me: http://www.urbanprophecies.co.uk/lastskeptikinterview.htm
Biggup to all my D.C people, and special biggup to the DJ Hut and Blake9, look out for some collaborations on his label, Candlewax records mid next year. (www.candlewaxrecords.com). Also super props go to Head Roc and Badia (we await the baby's arrival), Sir Beanz O.B.E, Stace Mayonnaise, and anyone who writes blogs and puts free mp3s in them, cus I lost my ipod!
Look for a bigger update soon, with a page advertising beats for sale... Until then, check www.beedogs.com and hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaa!
Peace,
The Last Skeptik a.k.a Hustle Crowe a.k.a the one armed stoat magician.
September 2005...
Peace,
I'm live for a little update reporting from the belly of the beast, Washington D.C...
The music video for "Think Twice" by Conflix and The Last Skeptik is now complete, and can be viewed by clicking on the hyperlink below...
http://www.hiphopgame.co.uk/video.php
Props to everyone at Hiphopgame.co.uk for uploading it, and special shouts to Stefan for directing it...
The "Think Twice" / "Vision"E.P is still available, so go cop that from www.headnod.co.uk to get that free delivery... My first 12", "Word Search" feat. Squared / "Prior To The Present" feat. Sway has been re-pressed on new fully flattened thick vinyl (sorry if you got a dished one), so make sure you go cop that now... www.netgroove.co.uk
On a release tip, biggup to Conspicuous (the Backgammon LP is ill), watch out for a remix I've done of "Write A Song For Me" hitting stores early next year, and look out for a fat 12" release of the Shaolin Iron Claw (Diversion Tactics Remix) coming out very, very soon on Boot Records. It has a crazy kung fu clean version of the original (produced by Skep), and is accompanied by a video featuring a cameo by me and a samurai sword...
And for you Myspace addicts... hit me up on www.myspace.com/thelastskeptikmusic and check the Head Roc - "Chris Columbus (The Last Skeptik remix)" which is a lil taster of the music to come from myself and the D.C native Head Roc... (www.head-roc.com)
Until next time, rap fans...
The Last Skeptik
Sometime in 2005...
Whattup people, after years of internet boredom, and website stagnation, thelastskeptik.com is back (again)...
Biggup to Matt (scpgt) for making it happen, and Suze for being Suze.
Check the music section to download a few nice cuts from me, with some more free downloads to be added soon, but go cop the vinyl first you cheapskates...
On the release tip, look out for the split 12" from me and Conflix, out on Filthy Habits now featuring:
Think Twice (Clean/Inst)
Character Assassins (Clean)
Vision (clean/dirty/inst) feat. Verb T, Baron Samedi, Syanyde, Grimlok from The Colony and Jazz T on the cuts
Buy now at www.headnod.co.uk
Also look out for two tracks from me on the UK Hustlerz: The Return compilation out on Suspect-Packages now. Shaolin Iron Claw by the Iguana Man and the previously released Prior To The Present with Sway are on that, so go support that when it comes out. Bob Saltine Halal Beats is triply representing with Beat Butcha producing a track for Jehst on that too...
Sshhh....I am also finishing a big project with the man like Verb T...Out sometime in 2006 on Silent Soundz records and featuring tracks with Sway, Kyza (Terra Firma), Jehst, and Kashmere... keep your eyes peeled for that one
Don't forget 'Word Search' / 'Prior To The Present' 12" is still available on Netgroove records! (Check out the reviews in the handy Press section of the website)
Full Track listings:
A:
Word Search featuring Squared (Dirty)
Word Search featuring Squared (Clean)
Word Search (Instrumental)
AA:
Prior To The Present featuring Sway DaSafo
Prior To The Present (Instrumental)
Allende (Bonus Beat)
Netgroove Records 2004
BUY NOW at:
www.suspect-packages.com www.headnod.co.uk www.scenariorecords.com www.juno.co.uk
Also available in your local record spot! If not, get them to order it through Boombox Distribution.
Until next time,
Check and sign the petition at: www.no2id.com
Peace, Skeptik.
Still available _
The Last Skeptik & Conflix
Think Twice/Character Assassions/Vision 12"
Featuring Verb T, Baron Samedi, Syanyde, Grimlok & Jazz T

The Last Skeptik
Word Search/Prior to the Present/Allende 12"
Featuring Emcee Squared & Sway DeSafo


